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WARNING! Not only of additively stupid children songs, but also that reading from top to bottom on this page is traveling backwards through time. Not that being told I’m backwards, is totally unfamiliar to me. Beware, me and my android girlfriend find it confusing.

I remember back in the day; People use to pick my writing to pieces!  I mean way back in the day, like last Thursday!  Little shreds of ego all over the floor, over the slieghtest little mistake!  Now, thanks to Facebook and Twitter, you don’t even get the intentional ones that are jokes in here.  It’s aggravating, having so many good punch lines, going to waist, when they should be recycled.   Don’t fear, you can help, just be as nit picky as you use to fucking be, and we’ll all get a pun!

Example:  My guests were looking at some test Post Cards, I was making a while back.  One of them was a squirrel sitting in a tree eating a peanut, with his tail hanging strait down.  Beside his tail, I wrote; “Big Beer Lake, CA”.  Not one person mentioned that it says; “Big Beer”, instead of “Big Bear”, not one?  I do blame FACEBOOK for that.

This little redheaded minx is magic to search engines. If you need traffic, you need one of these. Don’t ask me why, but this little cutie triples your traffic better than any other vintage pin-up girl. Every time I had her featured at Foxtail Farms, my traffic spiked, as well as a few other things. Maybe it was the mixture of the name and the poster, I don’t know? But I get the feeling it was just the poster.  Let’s see how long it takes me to jinx her, here?

One Piece Lingerie Giclee Print
18 in. x 24 in.
Buy at AllPosters.com
Framed Mounted

Of coarse any of my friends feeling generous for Christmas, can get me a 12×18 master print (hint). As much as I don’t mind at all being horribly insulting, it sure beats a T-Shirt with something horribly insulting printed on it, like I normally get.

I went up to a pritty young lady, and asked if she had seen my stimulus package?  She screamed and sprayed me with mace.  I’m not talking politics in this environment anymore.  It’s so polarized out there, I saw a penguin using pepper spray instead of Binaca!  I haven’t seen anything that cold since Liberman threatened to filibuster.

I had the most unusual event happen today. It started with someone at Obama, reminding me that I hadn’t voted yet on a video? Didn’t know I had to vote on a video? Ok, sounds easy; Ha! Think again! There were 3 attributes to every video on a scale of 1 to 5. Message, Creativity, and Impact. And instead of it being like 10 spots, there were 20 videos to watch, and they wanted you to watch them ALL! One at a time they appeared, I have no idea how they were ordered or if it was just random. Anyway, the first 3 videos, I’m sure always get a harsh grade, before you loosen up a bit, and realize that it’s not going to be as easy as it first sounded. A couple of them sucked, they were easy. Those that were on MESSAGE, and didn’t have the impact were the hardest to judge. And I hope creativity ranks the lowest of any attribute?

I assume you will see the winner, soon enough, on the Evening News. Meanwhile, I feel guilty about my votes on the first three, I watched. And apparently, you can never go back again. So I figure everybody’s favor color will be Magenta, even though, nobody really likes magenta! It could be any one but the lamest ad that shows up. I’ll be interested to see which one wins. Even though, none of them were really super.

Man, the things I do as an advocate for health care reform. Be glad you aren’t me! But go ahead, and feel free to blame me for Obama’s lame ad- somehow, it really is my fault.

Now, I’m kind of interested in how long it will take you to find this?  Olie, olie, oxen free- suddenly this isn’t so funny.

I was about to go out and drum up readers, when I decided not to.  We are on the end of the month.  My religion has started again (the NBA season). You know, and this is my time.

I’m planning what I’m going to do for the holidays- as many of you may have noticed, in this horrible economy I stop shopping for gifts- and takes a little longer.  Stealing them.  You have to wait until their not looking, see?  It’s only an old joke, but now your just as guilty for receiving stolen merchandise, so don’t you dare squeal.  I’m going all out on the holidays this year.  When they hear I was only giving food, a line formed a block long.  That’s not what troubles me, what troubles me is that they know I’m a bad cook.  What troubles me even more, is that  I know everybody in it!  It’s so bad Kmart has brought BACK the lay awake plan.  You do your shopping early, then lay awake night after night wonder how your going to pay for it all?

Some of you may be looking for a link to my politics blog, but for most of you, I doubt it.  Once Elephants seem to be thinned skinned these days (cry babies and bleeders), and Tea Baggers are totally misinformed and nuts.  Government has never been this responsive to your will, be vocal, SUPPORT THE PUBLIC OPTION! If it goes down in flames, it all goes down in flames, and it will never happen again for this generation.  If your anger right now at Wall Street is not enough, then it will never be enough- so maybe you deserve bail out too!  We are not talking a free ride, you BUY in, that’s how it’s paid for!  SUPPORT THE PUBLIC OPTION! I’ve given you two links here, one for the House of Representatives, and one for the Senate.  It’s painless, you give them your name, email address, and zipcode.  That simple- I haven’t got any junk mail yet, either!

Snowe is all wet in her opposition to government’s UNFAIR advantage, even in Brittan there are still insurance policies for health care- DON’T BE A FOOL!  And don’t let the WALL STREET JOURNAL mislead you.  Who do they SERVE again, hint it’s their name (they are a Murdoch company, that serves Wall Street and big business- exclusively)- THEY’RE LYING!  And totally on the WRONG God Damn side of history.  That’s not good Journalism- it’s making news, not reporting it.

I have one message; TRUST YOURSELF, do not rethink, and end up on the WRONG SIDE OF HISTORY, out of fear for things that aren’t even real, only imagined!  This is not partisan, it’s right and wrong, that has been made partisan, to protect the FEW from the many.  Be firm, be strong, don’t be lied to!  If not now, when?  This is it, it is time!  Do you trust AIG and all the other Insurance companies, or do you want CHOICE?  Their are real DEATH PANELS, and they protect PROFITS, not people!

Anyway, I’m not advertising this new site for RandySmiley.COM this month, you’ve got 3 days left.  It will be interesting to see how many (bored) friend I really have, without beating the drum?

I can’t exactly remember starting this post? I joke, once it was started by WordPress. Which is the system I’ve decided to use here from now on. I like it’s pages and posts idea, and unlike Blogger, I can do anything I want with this. Yes, I’m still angry about being called a Blog Spammer, by the bastards, just for Gockel Cows! That just was not right, why can’t I have a cow, if I want to?

Love Parade – Art Print – Gockel, Alfred
Buy at AllPosters.com
Framed Mounted

Anyway, here we are with a fresh start on all things Randy! Which means, you know who might be showing up, too. [Post Script: This was written about a different theme, that didn't make it on-line.]  Makes your nipples hard just thinking about it? Just look at those little cheribs at the top, you know she lallygagging around here somewhere? (The Venus SHOP kind of hides, you’ll have to hunt for it!)

Topical Punch
This blog has categories to it. (They work as filters) So you can skip over the crap you don’t want to read! To get back to unfiltered, you have to home or reset the page by clicking the RandySmiley.COM title.

Yes I’ve caved into using a canned off the shelf product, it’s true!  WordPress won this job because it is so flexible for me to use and operate.  It has lots of nifty styles I can apply to it, to change the mood.  So this should be nice and handy, and a whole lot of fun, without eating all my time.  RandySmiley.COM has a new face at last!