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Yesterday my brother wandered in all a buzz, with a strong manly glow; He had been spammed by Jeremy Clarkson of TopGear. Well not actually spammed, but a comment had be left on his blog. It was ham caught in his spam filter.  He hadn’t noticed that it was from Jeremy when out of habit, he pushed the ‘delete spam’ button. It was like watching things spin down the toilet, thanks to the delayed reaction of an less than blazing speed Verizon Internet connection.

Yes, it’s extremely hard to believe that I’m actually jealous of being spammed by TopGear, but I am. I am a Facebook fan, so you would think I’d be use to it? I can’t find my friends brain dropping, in all that clutter caused by the TopGear magazine. I might actually need an oil covered penguin sometime, to lucubrate something, you know, TopGear?

However, that said in the recent TopGear posting you find a wonderful review of GM EN-V concept car, that has had me laughing for two weeks strait. Whatdaya expect from Government Motors, guys?  Clearly the editorial staff has been spending way too much time with Mr. Clarkson, because it written perfectly in his oratory style.  What kind green engergy car (that can not be exported) would you expect Obama to make?  Besides here in SoCal, inventors of the FREEWAY, we’re so gridlocked, you never need to go over 20 MPH anymore.

I want to see the Stig take one of those around your test track.  Which is faster?  G-Wiz (which I think is really spelled whiz), or EN-V?  I think he could beat either one on a kindergarden tricycle.  Hey, hey, hey now- you keep that Tesla on a cord in the garage where it belongs.  That’s a pure California Car, it’s only for show in your driveway, to make your neighbor with the Prius feel upped.  I’m sure there is a vending machine out there somewhere, looking for EN-V to love.

Eve & Lilith, meet Lucy!

This is an article that I really should have written for my political blog, only because it is such controversial subject. I realize that many of you, have no idea who Lilith is, once she’s not in the Bible. But she is in the myth and folklore. And I don’t think there is any more value to Lilith than the story of Eve. The Eve project took us back to Africa (Mitochrondrial DNA), and deep in the heart of Africa were we found the Lucy scull. Which is all BFD!

My point is that for Christ to hold on, in the age of science and discovery, the Church must give up it’s worthless fight for the Creation Myth! Most people loose their faith right there, today. That’s why it is a pointless battle. You have to give up the best and the brightest, because of a myth? That’s just stupid!

Meanwhile the out of Africa thing, is an conclusion that I’ve never agreed with. It’s not a match to the pragmatism of my brain. You can find some really old bones there, and that doesn’t make the place of origin at all, to my way of thinking. It’s where that creature died for sure, but not exactly where it started. To me the answer to Genesis of the species is in populations. Higher Population = Older Civilization. Even considering in Biblical Portion Catastrophe, which is a part of the history of every generation. To find the Adam or Eve or Lilith, you better look in China!

There are 1 Billion in India, and 5 Billion in China. How can you not head to the Far East, in looking for the origin of people? Examining the DNA of the tall, non-mongoloid beauty found in Mongolia, proved that she was not from the West, but rather just a mutation of the Mongol people. That makes her, extremely important, doesn’t it?

I watch the National Geographic DNA project with considerable interest (Genographic Project), but their belief that it all comes from Africa does still puzzle me? Mind you, I’m not expert, I’m just practical, and I don’t think this migration theory holds water, from a practical stand point, when you consider population size and growth. (China must have something magic in the water?) I see, they still believe in walking across the Bering Straits, which was not the only way to America. My question (or statement) is just why are we so sure that it all starts in Africa, and why do we have to travel our current geography to get to where we are? It tells me, that we are still slaves to the Adam and Eve myth.

New movie added to the Cinemabox. Why do I keep saying ‘new’, new for 1920! So it’s 90 years old, so what? Fresh as a morning breeze, over a mummy tomb. This time the poor naked bachelor (Keaton) looses his clothes to a mad dog, and hides himself in a scarecrow’s suit. All while trying to win over the love of his life, and defeat his rival, and her objecting father. There even a little political humor in this one. The Scarecrow has been added as a feature, enjoy- I sure did!

In the first feature, just in case you’ve been living in a cave for 5 months- in the first Feature (Neighbors), Buster causes all kind of the trouble for the whole neighborhood, with just a simple love note, that always seem to be in the wrong hands, at the right moment.

Big Buck Bunny fill this Buster Sandwich, still. Just in case you thought the meadow was a friendly place to live, because of butterflies, squirrels and rabbits- think again!

And that our menu, of picks for a while. Enjoy them all.