Breaking News: Poster Girl of Foxtail Farms, Cass the Squirrel has died. This behemoth of a squirrel, as big as a cat, lived a long life producing many ungrateful children. She was quite pleased that her beloved Yankees had won #24. She was on her way to breakfast when she gave up the ghost, and dropped in the middle of the path. She will be entombed in a lovely blue plastic bag, in the Redlands Landfill on Monday, along with several pieces of dog feces and a peanut. RIP
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